1 00:00:04,705 --> 00:00:05,473 THE TAPS ARE ALL ORIGINAL BRASS. 2 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:07,308 EVERYTHING IN THIS BABY IS ORIGINAL. 3 00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:08,242 YOU KNOW, BUYIN' THIS BAR 4 00:00:08,276 --> 00:00:10,778 WOULD BE THE BEST INVESTMENT YOU EVER MADE. 5 00:00:10,811 --> 00:00:13,747 GREAT. WHAT TIME DO YOU USUALLY OPEN? 6 00:00:13,781 --> 00:00:15,283 WE'RE OPEN. 7 00:00:15,316 --> 00:00:16,750 OH. 8 00:00:16,784 --> 00:00:18,352 WHERE, UM... 9 00:00:18,386 --> 00:00:19,253 WHERE ARE YOUR CUSTOMERS? 10 00:00:19,287 --> 00:00:20,821 OH, YOU'RE NEW TO THE TAVERN GAME. YEAH. 11 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:23,157 THIS ISN'T EXACTLY, UH, PRIME TIME. 12 00:00:23,191 --> 00:00:24,825 IT'S 8:00 ON A FRIDAY NIGHT. 13 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:28,462 YEAH. WE DEAL WITH A LATER KIND OF CROWD, MOSTLY EUROPEAN. 14 00:00:28,496 --> 00:00:29,497 AH, HERE WE GO. 15 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:32,166 BONJOUR, MADEMOISELLE. 16 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:32,833 WHAT? 17 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:33,734 WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU? 18 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:34,568 I'M MEETING THE CHEERLEADERS 19 00:00:34,602 --> 00:00:36,637 ACROSS THE STREET AT TJ SHENANIGAN'S, 20 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:37,771 AND I NEED SOME MONEY. 21 00:00:37,805 --> 00:00:40,541 WAIT. THERE'S-- THERE'S ANOTHER BAR ACROSS THE STREET? 22 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:42,710 [LAUGHS] I WOULDN'T REALLY CALL IT A BAR. 23 00:00:42,743 --> 00:00:45,113 [LAUGHS] NO, IT'S MUCH MORE THAN THAT. 24 00:00:45,146 --> 00:00:46,814 THERE'S AN ARCADE, A BOWLING ALLEY, 25 00:00:46,847 --> 00:00:50,184 AND A CLIMBING WALL. NOT THAT YOU CAN GET TO ANY OF THAT. 26 00:00:50,218 --> 00:00:52,120 IT'S ALWAYS SO CROWDED. 27 00:00:52,153 --> 00:00:54,555 WHY DON'T YOU BRING YOUR FRIENDS OVER HERE? 28 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:56,457 [LAUGHS] 29 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:58,226 COULD I HAVE MONEY, PLEASE? 30 00:00:58,259 --> 00:01:00,161 [SIGHS] 31 00:01:00,194 --> 00:01:01,362 [QUIETLY] I DON'T HAVE ANY. 32 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:02,696 CHECK THE REGISTER. 33 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:05,299 YEAH, REGISTER'S CLOSED. 34 00:01:05,333 --> 00:01:06,734 OH, MY GOD. 35 00:01:06,767 --> 00:01:09,170 YOU DON'T HAVE $10 IN YOUR REGISTER 36 00:01:09,203 --> 00:01:10,204 ON A FRIDAY NIGHT? 37 00:01:10,238 --> 00:01:11,639 YEAH, OF COURSE! 38 00:01:11,672 --> 00:01:14,242 OF COURSE I'VE GOT $10. 39 00:01:14,275 --> 00:01:15,776 YEAH, I GOT $10. 40 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:18,846 SEE? I GOT $10 RIGHT HERE. 41 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:20,648 FRANK SINATRA SIGNED THIS? 42 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:21,649 HE SURE DID. 43 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:23,817 [WHISPERING] If you spend that, I will kill you. 44 00:01:23,851 --> 00:01:25,486 DAD! GO! 45 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:26,120 JUST GO. GO. 46 00:01:26,154 --> 00:01:28,122 PAUL, WE'RE BOTH BUSY MEN. 47 00:01:28,156 --> 00:01:30,758 HMM? AND WE COULD GO BACK AND FORTH 48 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:33,161 WITH THIS DANCE OF OFFER AND COUNTER-OFFER, 49 00:01:33,194 --> 00:01:36,330 SO WHAT I'M GONNA DO IS I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THE ROCK-BOTTOM PRICE 50 00:01:36,364 --> 00:01:39,933 FOR THIS BAR. OK? 51 00:01:43,804 --> 00:01:46,207 [SCOFFS] NO WAY. 52 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:49,210 WHAT IF I WERE TO CROSS OFF A ZERO? 53 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:50,811 HEY. SEAN, YOU HAVE ANY MONEY? I'M GONNA MEET LENA 54 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:52,045 AT TJ SHENANIGAN'S FOR SOME DINNER. 55 00:01:52,079 --> 00:01:54,882 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! PAUL, WHAT IF I MADE THIS COMMA A DECIMAL? 56 00:01:54,915 --> 00:01:58,186 WHAT IF I SAY "I'LL CALL YOU"? 57 00:01:59,187 --> 00:02:00,421 DAMN IT! 58 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:01,222 WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 59 00:02:01,255 --> 00:02:04,192 I ALMOST SOLD THE BAR FOR 50 BUCKS. 60 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:05,259 OH, COME ON. 61 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:06,160 SERIOUSLY. I BET YOU 62 00:02:06,194 --> 00:02:07,127 HE WOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT IT FOR THAT, EVEN. 63 00:02:07,161 --> 00:02:09,363 HONEY, WHY DO YOU BRING THESE PEOPLE IN HERE 64 00:02:09,397 --> 00:02:10,664 WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CUSTOMERS? 65 00:02:10,698 --> 00:02:11,932 I CAN'T CONTROL THAT, BABE. OK? 66 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:13,734 SOME NIGHTS, IT'S, UH, YOU KNOW, 67 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:14,568 THERE ARE VERY FEW PEOPLE HERE, 68 00:02:14,602 --> 00:02:16,170 AND OTHER NIGHTS, IT'S TOTALLY EMPTY. 69 00:02:16,204 --> 00:02:17,905 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN. YOU NEED TO BE PATIENT. 70 00:02:17,938 --> 00:02:19,407 OK? SOMEBODY'S GONNA BUY THIS PLACE. 71 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:22,610 HEY, ED. WHAT'S GOIN' ON, MAN? 72 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:25,279 YOU REMEMBER MY EX-GIRLFRIEND AMY? 73 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:26,714 CRAZY AMY OR TATTOO AMY? 74 00:02:26,747 --> 00:02:28,349 CRAZY AMY. TATTOO AMY'S STILL IN JAIL. 75 00:02:28,382 --> 00:02:30,818 YOU REMEMBER THOSE NUDE PICTURES SHE TOOK OF ME? 76 00:02:30,851 --> 00:02:32,420 WAIT. I THOUGHT THEY BOTH DID THAT. 77 00:02:32,453 --> 00:02:35,856 ONLY ONE OF 'EM DID THIS. 78 00:02:55,243 --> 00:02:57,645 WAIT. IS THAT AT THE NEWSSTAND ON 18th STREET? 79 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:58,746 DON'T GO SEE THEM. 80 00:02:58,779 --> 00:02:59,580 OH, I'M NOT. 81 00:02:59,613 --> 00:03:01,315 I HAVE TO PLAN AN ALTERNATE ROUTE HOME. 82 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:02,850 I MEAN, YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHIN', MAN. 83 00:03:02,883 --> 00:03:05,319 WELL, WHAT CAN I DO? THE PICTURES ARE OUT THERE ALREADY. 84 00:03:05,353 --> 00:03:07,621 YEAH, BUT WHAT IF SHE TAKES 'EM TO ANOTHER GALLERY 85 00:03:07,655 --> 00:03:08,689 OR MAKES SOME KIND OF BOOK? 86 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:10,958 I MEAN, THEN EVERYBODY'S GONNA HAVE SEEN YOU NAKED. 87 00:03:10,991 --> 00:03:11,992 WAIT. THERE'S STILL ME. 88 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,428 AH. WHAT ABOUT THE CAMPING TRIP? 89 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:17,831 DAMN IT, SEAN. I BLOCKED THAT FOR 3 YEARS. 90 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:18,632 I'M GONNA GO. 91 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:20,301 ALL RIGHT. CONFRONT HER. SERIOUSLY. 92 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:22,836 I COULD DO THAT, BUT IT DEPENDS. 93 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:24,238 IT DEPENDS ON WHAT? 94 00:03:24,272 --> 00:03:25,038 ON WHETHER I'M WEARIN' A SHIRT 95 00:03:25,072 --> 00:03:27,941 THAT I DON'T MIND BEING STABBED IN. 96 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:45,359 HEY, BABE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 97 00:03:45,393 --> 00:03:46,460 OH, GOING THROUGH ALL OUR OLD BABY STUFF 98 00:03:46,494 --> 00:03:48,829 AND GETTING RID OF ANYTHING THAT'S BEEN DISCONTINUED, 99 00:03:48,862 --> 00:03:51,732 RECALLED, OR BANNED. HOW'S IT GOIN'? 100 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:52,666 IT'D BE SAFER 101 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:54,368 TO LET OUR BABY SLEEP IN A DRY-CLEANING BAG. 102 00:03:54,402 --> 00:03:55,836 THERE'S GOTTA BE SOME USABLE STUFF HERE. 103 00:03:55,869 --> 00:03:57,305 WHAT ABOUT THIS GUY? 104 00:03:57,338 --> 00:03:59,540 YOU MEAN SPLINTER THE WONDER HORSE? 105 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:00,608 OW! GOSH! 106 00:04:00,641 --> 00:04:02,676 OH, LOOK. HENRY'S TEDDY. 107 00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:04,712 OH, THIS GUY'S SOFT. HE SHOULD BE FINE. 108 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:06,780 NO. HIS EYE'S LOOSE. HE'S PROBABLY A CHOKING HAZARD. 109 00:04:06,814 --> 00:04:08,782 OH, WELL, I'LL JUST PULL IT OUT. AH! 110 00:04:08,816 --> 00:04:12,920 OH, GROSS. WE'VE GOT TO THROW OUT ALL THIS CRAP 111 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:14,087 AND START OVER. 112 00:04:14,121 --> 00:04:16,056 THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHIN' SAFE THAT WON'T KILL OUR KID. 113 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,392 I MEAN, WHAT ABOUT THE WALKER? 114 00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:19,126 IT'S DANGEROUS. 115 00:04:19,159 --> 00:04:20,494 YOU CAN'T EVEN GET THESE ANYMORE. 116 00:04:20,528 --> 00:04:22,530 HOW IS THAT THING DANGEROUS? 117 00:04:22,563 --> 00:04:23,697 LET ME SHOW YOU. 118 00:04:23,731 --> 00:04:26,300 [HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] I'M COMING TO THE EDGE OF THE STAIRS, 119 00:04:26,334 --> 00:04:27,801 I WISH I KNEW HOW TO STOP, 120 00:04:27,835 --> 00:04:31,339 BUT I'M JUST A BABY... 121 00:04:32,373 --> 00:04:33,907 OH, NO, BABY. IT'S SAFE. 122 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:34,942 IT DIDN'T BREAK. 123 00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:36,310 OH. HEY, GIRLS. 124 00:04:36,344 --> 00:04:37,511 HEY. WE'RE JUST PRACTICING 125 00:04:37,545 --> 00:04:38,779 THROWING THE BABY DOWN THE STAIRS. 126 00:04:38,812 --> 00:04:40,914 OH, WELL, WE'RE JUST TRYING TO REHEARSE. 127 00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:42,583 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD DANCE SQUAD TODAY. 128 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:45,018 I'M NOT IN DANCE SQUAD ANYMORE. I'M A CHEERLEADER. 129 00:04:45,052 --> 00:04:45,853 THERE'S A DIFFERENCE. 130 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:48,422 YEAH, BABE. CHEERLEADERS ARE COOL, OK? 131 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:49,690 DANCE SQUAD'S FOR LOSER SLUTS 132 00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:51,559 WHO CAN'T GET BOYFRIENDS, RIGHT? 133 00:04:51,592 --> 00:04:53,093 SKANKS, NOT SLUTS. 134 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,795 LET'S REHEARSE OUT BACK, GIRLS. 135 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:55,563 BUT WE'RE NOT ALL HERE. 136 00:04:55,596 --> 00:04:57,798 WELL, IF SOMEONE CAN'T BE ON TIME, 137 00:04:57,831 --> 00:04:59,600 THEY SHOULDN'T GET TO REHEARSE WITH US. 138 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:00,801 I'M HERE. I'M HERE. I'M HERE. 139 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:02,069 I WAS JUST STRETCHING. 140 00:05:02,102 --> 00:05:03,003 HEY, MOM. HEY, DAD. 141 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:03,937 [LAUGHS] OH, MY GOD. 142 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:06,073 JIM, IS THERE SOMETHIN' YOU WANT TO TELL US? 143 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:08,742 GO, ST. FINNIAN'S! WHOO! 144 00:05:08,776 --> 00:05:09,510 WHAT? 145 00:05:09,543 --> 00:05:11,111 YEAH, YEAH. I'M A CHEERLEADER NOW. 146 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,713 I FIGURED I HAD ALL THIS SCHOOL SPIRIT 147 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:14,948 AND NO WAY TO CHANNEL IT, SO NOW I DO. 148 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:16,850 WELL... 149 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:20,854 ALL RIGHT, GIRLS, TIME TO PRACTICE! 150 00:05:20,888 --> 00:05:21,789 GO, LIONS! 151 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,557 HOORAY! WHOO! 152 00:05:23,591 --> 00:05:24,525 UH, JIM? 153 00:05:24,558 --> 00:05:26,093 JIM? JIM? 154 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:29,029 WHAT THE HELL'S GOIN' ON? 155 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:31,665 OK, I'M FILLING IN FOR BRIAN. 156 00:05:31,699 --> 00:05:32,600 WHO'S BRIAN? 157 00:05:32,633 --> 00:05:36,437 UNTIL RECENTLY, THE LUCKIEST GUY IN SCHOOL. 158 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:49,583 WHUH! OOH! 159 00:05:49,617 --> 00:05:50,784 UHH! EH! 160 00:05:50,818 --> 00:05:53,987 [GIRLS GIGGLING] 161 00:05:54,722 --> 00:05:56,123 GET OUT OF HERE, PERV! 162 00:05:56,156 --> 00:05:57,491 Brian: AAH! 163 00:05:57,525 --> 00:06:00,428 OW! I THINK I PULLED MY HAMSTRING. 164 00:06:00,461 --> 00:06:00,994 OH, NO! 165 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:03,030 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 166 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:04,798 Brian: OH! 167 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:07,635 I HAVE BEEN GETTING MORE ELBOW ACTION 168 00:06:07,668 --> 00:06:08,836 THAN I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH. 169 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:11,739 I'M PROUD OF YOU, SON. 170 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:14,875 ALL RIGHT! GO, LIONS! WHOO! 171 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:17,044 HEY, DID YOU SEE AMY? 172 00:06:17,077 --> 00:06:22,450 YEAH. YEAH. OH, IT WAS A HOOT. 173 00:06:29,957 --> 00:06:31,425 EDDIE. 174 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:33,794 AMY. 175 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:35,629 HOW'S IT GOIN'? 176 00:06:35,663 --> 00:06:37,865 HOW DOES IT LOOK LIKE IT'S GOING? 177 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:41,602 I HAVE MY OWN GALLERY SHOW. I'VE BEEN PUBLISHED. 178 00:06:41,635 --> 00:06:42,870 GOOD FOR YOU. 179 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:45,506 YES, IT IS. IT'S VERY GOOD. 180 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:51,612 SO, UH, A LOT OF THESE PICTURES SEEM TO BE OF ME. 181 00:06:52,045 --> 00:06:53,180 THEY'RE ALL OF YOU. 182 00:06:53,213 --> 00:06:56,016 IT'S FROM A COLLECTION CALLED EDDIE UNLEASHED, 183 00:06:56,049 --> 00:06:58,786 EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE PICTURE CALLED EDDIE LEASHED. 184 00:06:58,819 --> 00:07:01,555 WELL, YOU GOT TO CUT IT OUT. 185 00:07:01,589 --> 00:07:02,422 WHY? 186 00:07:02,456 --> 00:07:04,792 BECAUSE I DON'T WANT NAKED PICTURES OF ME 187 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:07,060 HANGIN' IN A GALLERY. THAT'S WHY. 188 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:10,197 WELL, WE ALWAYS WANTED DIFFERENT THINGS. 189 00:07:10,831 --> 00:07:12,065 BUT IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, 190 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:15,168 YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT PEOPLE ARE WILLING TO PAY FOR THESE. 191 00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:16,036 TRY ME. 192 00:07:16,069 --> 00:07:16,837 WELL, THAT ONE, 193 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:19,707 WHICH I CALL EDDIE IN REPOSE, 194 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:20,641 20 GRAND. 195 00:07:20,674 --> 00:07:23,544 WELL, I DO LOOK PRETTY GOOD IN THE HARNESS. 196 00:07:23,577 --> 00:07:25,813 SO WITH MY BOOK DEAL AND THIS SHOW, 197 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:27,948 I SHOULD CLEAR CLOSE TO HALF A MILLION THIS YEAR. 198 00:07:27,981 --> 00:07:31,519 I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, BUT I CANNOT ALLOW THIS. 199 00:07:31,552 --> 00:07:33,153 REALLY? WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 200 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:34,187 I COULD SUE YOU. 201 00:07:34,221 --> 00:07:37,190 AND I COULD MURDER YOU. 202 00:07:37,224 --> 00:07:38,692 HEHH... 203 00:07:38,726 --> 00:07:40,861 I'M JUST KIDDING. 204 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:42,763 OR AM I? 205 00:07:45,699 --> 00:07:46,299 WOW. 206 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:47,200 YEAH. SHE BROKE THE KNIFE. 207 00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:50,538 NO. I MEAN, SHE'S CLEARIN' HALF A MILLION? 208 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:52,706 AND SHE'S NOT SPENDING ANY OF IT ON THERAPY. 209 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:53,541 ED, THINK ABOUT THIS, MAN. 210 00:07:53,574 --> 00:07:55,609 WE SHOULD GET HER TO BUY THE RED BOOT. 211 00:07:55,643 --> 00:07:57,010 WHY WOULD SHE WANT TO BUY THE RED BOOT? 212 00:07:57,044 --> 00:07:59,980 WHAT KIND OF PERSON WOULD WANT TO BUY THE RED BOOT? 213 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:01,014 RIGHT? HUH? 214 00:08:01,048 --> 00:08:01,982 BLANK AMY. 215 00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:03,817 THAT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA. 216 00:08:03,851 --> 00:08:05,919 WHY NOT? YOU COULD GET HER TO DO IT. 217 00:08:05,953 --> 00:08:07,087 YOU CAN TALK HER INTO ANYTHING. 218 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:09,823 LOOK, SEAN, SEEIN' HER BROUGHT BACK A LOT OF BAD MEMORIES 219 00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:11,892 AND IT CREATED A LOT OF WORSE ONES. 220 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:12,993 WE'RE NOT EVEN BREAKIN' EVEN ANYMORE. 221 00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:15,295 WE'RE LOSIN' MONEY. YOU'RE LOSIN' MONEY. 222 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:16,196 WHY WON'T YOU DO THIS? 223 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:17,931 BECAUSE I WOULD HAVE TO TALK TO HER AGAIN. 224 00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:21,068 SO? COME ON. WE GOTTA STRIKE WHILE THE IRON'S NUTS. 225 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:22,102 I DON'T KNOW. 226 00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:25,005 LOOK, SHE'S EXPLOITING YOU, MAN, HUH? 227 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:26,273 YOU THINK SHE WAS THINKING ABOUT YOU? 228 00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:27,708 SHE TOOK NAKED PICTURES OF YOU, 229 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:29,309 AND SHE'S SELLING 'EM ON THE STREET! 230 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:30,844 WHY DON'T YOU JUST DO THE SAME TO HER? 231 00:08:30,878 --> 00:08:31,979 I DON'T EVEN HAVE A CAMERA. 232 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:35,048 AW, GOD, ED! WHAT OPTIONS DO WE HAVE? 233 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:37,250 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, I'M GONNA GO TO THE STORE NOW, ALL RIGHT? 234 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:39,252 AND I'M GONNA GO TO THE DELI. I'M GONNA GET A SANDWICH, 235 00:08:39,286 --> 00:08:40,287 AND RIGHT AFTER THAT, I'M GONNA GO 236 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:43,290 AND I'M GONNA EXPLOIT MY CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIEND. 237 00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:45,258 THAT'S MY BOY, HUH? 238 00:08:45,292 --> 00:08:47,227 [DOOR CLOSES] HEY, BABE. 239 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:47,995 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 240 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,196 I'M GOING THROUGH THESE CATALOGUES 241 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:51,765 AND MAKING A LIST OF ALL THE NEW STUFF I NEED FOR THE BABY. 242 00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:55,002 "$90 FOR A BABY CARRIER"? 243 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:57,070 AREN'T YOU A BABY CARRIER? 244 00:08:57,605 --> 00:08:59,673 WE. AREN'T WE BABY CARRIERS? 245 00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:00,808 WE CAN'T AFFORD A NANNY, 246 00:09:00,841 --> 00:09:03,010 SO UNLESS YOU WANT TO STUFF THE BABY INTO A FANNY PACK, 247 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,011 WE NEED A BABY CARRIER. 248 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,947 THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF HERE THAT WE DON'T NEED. 249 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:07,881 I MEAN, UH... 250 00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:09,316 WHAT'S A WIPE WARMER? 251 00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:10,250 IT'S A THING THAT WARMS UP THE WIPES 252 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:11,551 SO THEY'RE NICE AND WARM FOR THE BABY'S BUTT. 253 00:09:11,585 --> 00:09:14,922 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN DOIN' THE OL' COLD-WIPE METHOD FOR 35 YEARS, 254 00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:17,224 AND MY BOTTOM'S JUST FINE, THANK YOU. EW. 255 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:19,860 I'M JUST SAYIN', BABE, THIS STUFF COSTS A LOT OF MONEY, 256 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:22,029 AND WE'RE NOT EXACTLY ROLLING IN DOUGH RIGHT NOW. 257 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,597 WELL, LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO. 258 00:09:23,631 --> 00:09:25,065 THE BABY CAN'T HAVE NOTHING. 259 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:26,133 WELL, WE SHOULD DO WHAT OTHER PEOPLE DO. 260 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:27,434 WE'LL JUST HAVE YOUR FRIENDS THROW YOU A BABY SHOWER. 261 00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:31,171 HONEY, NOBODY IS GONNA THROW ME A BABY SHOWER FOR OUR FOURTH KID. 262 00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:32,840 WELL, THEN I'LL THROW YOU A BABY SHOWER. 263 00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:35,175 JUST FORGET IT, ALL RIGHT? I'LL CALL MY DAD. 264 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:36,677 NO! NO WAY. NO. 265 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:39,046 I AM GONNA FIND A WAY TO GET YOU ALL THIS STUFF: 266 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:42,115 THE BABY CARRIER, THE BREAST PUMP, THE WIPE WARMER. 267 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:44,151 I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE DIDN'T NEED A WIPE WARMER. 268 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:46,687 YOU GOT ME A LITTLE CURIOUS. 269 00:09:49,657 --> 00:09:50,958 GO, LIONS. GO, LIONS. 270 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:52,192 WHOO! WHOO! 271 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:54,361 AHH. 272 00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:55,128 THANKS, JIMMY. 273 00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:57,965 JUST DOIN' MY PART FOR THE SCHOOL. 274 00:09:57,998 --> 00:10:00,067 YOU CAN LET GO NOW. 275 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,101 I LANDED. 276 00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:02,135 WELL, I'M THE SPOTTER, 277 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:04,905 SO I'LL TELL YOU WHEN YOU'RE SAFE. 278 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,406 SHE'S SAFE! 279 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:07,407 OK. 280 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,143 GIRLS, YOU'RE FREE TO MOVE AROUND THE BACKYARD. 281 00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:11,078 THANKS, JIMMY. 282 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,079 OK, I THINK WE'RE DONE, GIRLS. 283 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:16,016 WAIT. NO. LET'S TRY THE PYRAMID ONE MORE TIME. 284 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:17,184 COME ON. SECOND ROW. 285 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:20,153 JIMMY, WE'VE DONE THE PYRAMID A DOZEN TIMES. WE'RE DONE! 286 00:10:20,187 --> 00:10:22,089 ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS. I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 287 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:22,956 WAIT. HANG ON. HANG ON. 288 00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:25,859 GIRLS, AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING? 289 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:29,062 SQUAD HUG. 290 00:10:29,096 --> 00:10:31,031 SQUAD HUG! SQUAD HUG! 291 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:37,104 OK, TIME'S UP. BYE, NOW. 292 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,338 BYE. 293 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:39,372 Girls: BYE. 294 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:42,109 JIMMY, I WANT YOU OFF THE SQUAD. 295 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,476 WHY? 'CAUSE I'VE GOT SPIRIT? 296 00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:47,881 NO. BECAUSE YOU'RE USING THIS AS AN EXCUSE TO RUB UP AGAINST PEOPLE. 297 00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:49,049 IT'S DISGUSTING. 298 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,684 LILY, I THINK YOU'RE A LITTLE OUT OF LINE HERE, ALL RIGHT? 299 00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:52,119 I JUST LOVE CHEERLEADING. 300 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:55,188 YOU DON'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT CHEERLEADING. 301 00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:57,190 SURE, I DO. I KNOW THE AZTEC PYRAMID, 302 00:10:57,224 --> 00:10:59,059 THE ZIGZAG SPLIT CASCADE, 303 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:01,762 AND I'M WORKING ON MY SPIRIT FINGERS. 304 00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:03,096 OW. OW! OW! OW! 305 00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:05,833 OOH, OOH. OW. OW. 306 00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:12,072 [APPLAUSE] 307 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:15,843 THANK YOU. THAT WAS MORE THAN UNNECESSARY. 308 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:19,412 OH, EDDIE, YOU CAME BACK. 309 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:21,148 WAS IT FOR ME... 310 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,182 OR FOR YOUR CHEESE? 311 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:27,154 NO. I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING. 312 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,355 OH, I DON'T KNOW, EDDIE. 313 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:30,357 WE TALKED BEFORE, YOU KNOW? 314 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:32,793 HARSH THINGS WERE SAID. 315 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,862 VIOLENT THINGS WERE CONTEMPLATED. 316 00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:36,163 I KNOW. I JUST-- 317 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,398 YOU WANT ME BACK, DON'T YOU? 318 00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:39,933 WELL, I-- 319 00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:41,101 OH, I DON'T KNOW, ED. 320 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:43,904 YOU HURT ME REAL BAD LAST TIME. 321 00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:46,106 YOU HURT ME... 322 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,240 REAL BAD. 323 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:50,243 I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. 324 00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:53,781 EH, THAT'S OK. JUST DON'T DO IT AGAIN. 325 00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:54,848 [CRASH] 326 00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:57,250 MM...MM...MM! 327 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,054 HEY, I GOT YOUR MESSAGE. WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT? 328 00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:02,155 WELL, I-- 329 00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:03,223 SURPRISE! SURPRISE! 330 00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:04,491 ARE THEY TALKIN' TO ME? 331 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:05,859 IT'S YOUR BABY SHOWER. 332 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:07,828 HONEY, I DON'T KNOW ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE. 333 00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:09,096 THAT'S A BUNCH OF RANDOM STRANGERS. 334 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:12,432 OH, COME ON. COME ON. THE DRY-CLEANER'S SON A RANDOM STRANGER? 335 00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:13,867 YOU'VE KNOWN HIM FOR 10 YEARS. 336 00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:16,136 HONEY, I DON'T KNOW THESE PEOPLE. 337 00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:17,437 WHERE ARE MY FRIENDS? 338 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:18,338 OK, DON'T BE SILLY. 339 00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:19,840 THESE PEOPLE ARE ALL IMPORTANT TO YOU, OK? 340 00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:21,308 LOOK, GURMEET FROM STATISTICS CLASS. 341 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:25,412 HELLO, CYNTHIA. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR INVITING ME. 342 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:28,348 OH, WELL, WHEN SEAN SAID, "BABY SHOWER," 343 00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:30,517 I SAID, "GURMEET." [LAUGHS] 344 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:33,086 AND OF COURSE YOU REMEMBER STEVIE, THE PAPERBOY? 345 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,856 HEY, MRS. F, YOU'RE LOOKIN' FINE. 346 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:36,824 THANK YOU, STEVIE. 347 00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:38,491 I MEAN, REAL FINE. 348 00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:40,393 HEY, WATCH IT, PAL. 349 00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:43,030 SEAN, THIS IS HUMILIATING. I'M GOING HOME. 350 00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:43,964 NO, NO, BABY. YOU CAN'T GO. 351 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:46,533 THESE PEOPLE TOOK TIME OUT OF THEIR BUSY DAY 352 00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:48,869 JUST TO COME HERE AND CELEBRATE YOU. 353 00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:50,470 COME ON. YOU CAN'T LEAVE NOW. 354 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:52,205 IS THAT THE GUY WHO LIVES IN THE ATM? 355 00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:55,508 NO. HE'S THE GUY THAT HANGS OUT IN THE ATM, OK? 356 00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:56,376 HE CAME IN FOR A GLASS OF WATER, 357 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:58,011 AND WHEN I TOLD HIM IT WAS YOUR SHOWER, 358 00:12:58,045 --> 00:13:00,447 HE BEGGED ME TO LET HIM STAY. 359 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,348 GOOD-BYE. 360 00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:03,583 NO, NO, NO, BABY! YOU CAN'T GO. PLEASE. 361 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:04,784 WHY? 362 00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:07,387 OK, BECAUSE EDDIE'S BRINGING CRAZY AMY OVER TO BUY THE BAR, 363 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:08,555 AND I WANT HER TO SEE THE PLACE FULL. 364 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:12,359 YOU TRICKED ALL THOSE PEOPLE INTO COMING TO MY BABY SHOWER 365 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:14,561 SO YOU COULD UNLOAD YOUR FAILING BAR ON A CRAZY WOMAN? 366 00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:16,897 YEAH. I WOULD'VE TRICKED YOUR FRIENDS, TOO, IF THEY WERE AROUND. 367 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:20,968 OK, WILL YOU PLEASE JUST TO TALK TO MRS. KELLY, THE BUTCHER'S WIFE. 368 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,870 SHE DOESN'T KNOW ANYBODY. 369 00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,905 NEITHER DO I. GO! 370 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,907 HI. 371 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:27,607 HELLO. 372 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,376 UH, THIS SEAT IS FOR CYNTHIA. 373 00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:30,377 EH, UH... 374 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,212 I'M...CYNTHIA. 375 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:33,046 OH. 376 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,381 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 377 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:36,149 Sean: WELL, HEY, LOOK WHO IT IS. 378 00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:37,517 IT'S CRA-AY-- 379 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:38,418 AMY. 380 00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:42,890 OH, IT'S OK, SEAN. I'M NOT CRA-AY ANYMORE. 381 00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:45,525 SHE SWITCHED MEDICATIONS. 382 00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:46,526 REALLY? 383 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:49,062 YEAH. I FEEL LIKE I'M WRAPPED IN WARM BLANKETS. 384 00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:51,932 WOW. WHO WOULDN'T WANT THAT, HUH? 385 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:52,599 EXACTLY. 386 00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:55,135 WOW, THIS PLACE IS HOPPING. 387 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,369 BUSIER THAN USUAL, HUH? 388 00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:59,873 YOU THINK? IT ACTUALLY SEEMS KINDA SLOW FOR A WEDNESDAY NIGHT. 389 00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:02,609 YOU DON'T SAY? HMM. 390 00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:04,878 HEY, THERE'S CLAUDIA. 391 00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:06,613 HEY, CLAU, HI! 392 00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:09,116 HOW'D IT GO WITH, UH, AMY? 393 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:10,550 SURPRISINGLY WELL. 394 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,519 DID YOU TALK TO HER ABOUT BUYING THE BAR? 395 00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:14,354 ALMOST. 396 00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:16,123 SO... 397 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:17,991 WHAT'D YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME ABOUT? 398 00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:21,561 AH, FORGET ABOUT IT. IT WAS NOTHIN'. 399 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,931 YOU SLEPT WITH CRAZY AMY? 400 00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:27,200 I DON'T APPRECIATE YOU CALLIN' HER CRAZY. 401 00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:28,035 COME ON, ED! 402 00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:29,669 SHE FLIPPED YOUR CAR. SHE STABBED YOU. 403 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:33,440 SHE JUST MADE A FORTUNE SELLING NUDE PHOTOGRAPHS OF YOU. 404 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:34,908 QUIXOTIC. WHAT? 405 00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:36,643 THEY CALL IT QUIXOTIC. 406 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:39,012 IF YOU SELL THAT NUTBAG OUR BAR, 407 00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:41,614 I'LL CALL HER "YOUR MAJESTY." 408 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:44,184 HEY. HEY, DAD. 409 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,353 I'M HERE FOR MOM'S SHOWER. WHERE IS SHE? 410 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,687 SHE'S RIGHT OVER THERE WITH HER FRIENDS. 411 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:51,291 SHE'S SITTING NEXT TO THE GUY FROM THE HARDWARE STORE 412 00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:52,459 WHO CUTS KEYS? 413 00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,962 NO, THAT JUST LOOKS LIKE THE GUY FROM THE HARDWARE STORE, 414 00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:55,963 BUT DON'T TELL YOUR MOTHER. 415 00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:58,065 IT'LL RUIN HER SPECIAL DAY. 416 00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:02,335 HEY, HEY! HOW WAS CHEERLEADING PRACTICE? 417 00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:03,971 IT SUCKED. 418 00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:07,975 Lily: WHOO! YEAH! 419 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:08,875 GOOD JOB, GIRLS. 420 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,178 UH, GINA, THAT HURKIE LOOKED REALLY GREAT. 421 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:12,545 AND JESSICA, UM, I'D LIKE TO FEEL 422 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:15,448 A LITTLE MORE BREEZE ON THE FAN KICK, YOU KNOW? 423 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:17,417 KELLY, WHEN YOU'RE UP ON MY SHOULDERS, 424 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:21,721 DON'T BE AFRAID TO JUST SQUEEZE AS TIGHT AS YOU WANT. 425 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,623 LET ME GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE. 426 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:24,992 OW! 427 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:26,693 LILY! OW! 428 00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:28,161 HEY! GUYS! 429 00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:29,462 BRIAN'S BACK! 430 00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:30,964 YOUR LEG'S ALL BETTER. 431 00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:31,664 YEAH. IT'S AMAZING. 432 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,000 I HAD THIS DEEP-TISSUE MASSAGE, 433 00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:33,766 AND NOW IT'S BACK TO NORMAL. 434 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,602 WELL, IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK. 435 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:38,138 SEE YA, JIMMY. I DON'T THINK SO. 436 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:40,673 BRIAN, THIS IS MY TEAM NOW. 437 00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:42,442 I'VE BEEN GONE LESS THAN A WEEK. 438 00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:46,046 WELL, T-O-O B-A-D. TOO BAD! 439 00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:47,014 I INVENTED THOSE MOVES. 440 00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:49,016 YEAH? WELL, I MADE 'EM MINE, PAL! SO BACK OFF! 441 00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:51,451 NO WAY! YOU'LL NEVER HAVE THE PEP I HAVE. 442 00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:53,186 HEY. TALK TO THE POM-POM. 443 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:55,022 BOYS, CALM DOWN. 444 00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:59,092 I'M SURE WE CAN FIND A SOLUTION THAT WILL MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY. 445 00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:00,627 [MUSIC PLAYING] 446 00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:08,635 WHAT ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT? 447 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:10,970 I MEAN, THAT GUY SOUNDS HOT. 448 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:13,973 OK. NEXT QUESTION. 449 00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:18,045 "WHAT WERE YOU WEARING ON THE NIGHT SEAN GOT YOU PREGNANT?" 450 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:18,878 EWW. 451 00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:21,014 OH, COME ON. WHO WROTE THAT QUESTION? 452 00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:22,115 WHO'S SEAN? 453 00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:24,484 CYNTHIA'S HUSBAND. 454 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:26,219 SOMEBODY GONNA ANSWER MY QUESTION? 455 00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:28,021 OK. YOU KNOW WHAT? 456 00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:29,322 UM, YOU GUYS ARE REALLY SWEET, 457 00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:33,026 AND I'M GONNA REMEMBER THIS BABY SHOWER FOREVER, 458 00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:34,127 BUT I'M--[YAWNS]-- 459 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:37,064 I'M REALLY TIRED. SO, UM, I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO HOME. 460 00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:39,166 WAIT. AREN'T YOU GONNA OPEN THE PRESENTS? 461 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:41,168 LILY, HONEY, THESE PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ME. 462 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:43,770 I'M SURE NOBODY BROUGHT ANY PRESENTS. 463 00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:44,737 Gurmeet: TA-DA! 464 00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:48,141 HOLY COW. WOULD YOU LOOK AT ALL THOSE PRESENTS. 465 00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:49,209 OPEN THIS ONE FIRST, HUH? 466 00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:54,047 WELL, YOU-- YOU REALLY DIDN'T HAVE TO DO ALL THIS. 467 00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:56,116 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, IT WASN'T-- 468 00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:59,286 OH, MY GOSH! IT'S A WIPE WARMER! 469 00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:01,521 GURMEET, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 470 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:03,156 THEY'RE NOT JUST FOR BABIES, YOU KNOW. 471 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:06,759 A WIPE WARMER FROM-- WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 472 00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,295 GURMEET BHODHIVANAM. 473 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,230 I'LL JUST WRITE "GARY." 474 00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:13,700 OK, UM, THIS ONE DOESN'T HAVE A TAG, 475 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:18,105 BUT IT'S... A NURSING BRA. 476 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,106 THANK YOU, STEVIE. 477 00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:22,142 NO PROBLEM. TRY IT ON. 478 00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:23,176 MAYBE LATER. 479 00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:26,646 OK. THIS ONE'S FROM MARK. 480 00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:28,448 IT'S... 481 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,083 A BABY MONITOR! 482 00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:33,120 OH, MY GOSH! THANK YOU, MARK! 483 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:33,886 I'M MARK. 484 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,489 I KNOW. I'M GONNA GET TO EVERYONE. 485 00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:39,126 SO, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH ALL YOUR NEW MONEY? 486 00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:41,761 REMEMBER THAT 950-PAGE SCREENPLAY I WROTE 487 00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:43,763 ABOUT CANNIBALS DURING THE PLAGUE? 488 00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:46,399 YEAH. THAT WAS FUNNY. 489 00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,101 OH. THANK YOU. 490 00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:52,505 WELL, I FIGURED THAT IF I CUT IT DOWN TO... 491 00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:55,342 750 PAGES, I CAN FILM IT. 492 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:58,578 HEY. YOU TWO MIND IF I SIT DOWN? 493 00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,847 I'M TIRED. I'VE BEEN POURING SO MANY DRINKS. 494 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,883 EDDIE AND I WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT WHAT I'M GONNA DO WITH ALL MY MONEY. 495 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,219 YEAH. GOD, IF I HAD MONEY LIKE THAT, 496 00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:08,188 I'D PROBABLY BUY THIS BAR. 497 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:08,988 IS IT FOR SALE? 498 00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,390 WOW. I HADN'T EVEN THOUGHT OF THAT. 499 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:13,526 WHAT DO YOU THINK, ED? IS THIS BAR FOR SALE? 500 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:14,461 NO. 501 00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:16,729 NO. IT'D BE TOO HARD TO SAY--TO SAY GOOD-BYE, 502 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,865 BUT I GUESS IF ANY OFFER CAME ALONG, 503 00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:21,301 WE'D HAVE TO CONSIDER IT. 504 00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:22,169 I'VE ALWAYS LOVED THIS PLACE, 505 00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:23,536 BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITH A BAR. 506 00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:26,473 WELL, YOU COULD MAKE A GALLERY OUT OF IT, 507 00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:27,440 OR A BOOKSTORE. 508 00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,276 I MEAN, JUST GO CRAZY. 509 00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:31,744 WELL... 510 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,880 THAT'S A BIG DECISION. 511 00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,515 WHAT DO YOU THINK, ED? 512 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:36,816 YEAH, ED. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 513 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:39,786 I DON'T KNOW. A LOT OF MY BLOOD AND SWEAT WENT INTO THIS PLACE. 514 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:41,254 I'M IN. 515 00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:42,522 OH, MY GOD. 516 00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:43,556 THANK YOU, AMY. THANK YOU. 517 00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:46,459 NO TOUCHING. OK. OK. OK. 518 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:47,894 MRS. WEXLER, PLEASE TELL MORRIS 519 00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,162 I HOPE HIS BACK FEELS BETTER. 520 00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:52,399 AND, SANDRA, I'M GONNA E-MAIL YOU THAT RECIPE. I WON'T FORGET. 521 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:53,900 GURMEET, YOU AND LAKSHMI, 522 00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,868 OUR HOUSE, GAME NIGHT, NEXT FRIDAY. DON'T FORGET. 523 00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:58,771 HA HA. YOU TRY AND STOP ME, HUH? 524 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,174 BYE-BYE. SEE YA. 525 00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:03,510 BABY, I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THIS BABY SHOWER MESS. 526 00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:05,245 I PROMISE I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU. 527 00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:06,045 ARE YOU KIDDING? 528 00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:08,281 THAT WAS THE BEST BABY SHOWER EVER. 529 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,182 SERIOUSLY? YES. 530 00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:10,917 IT'S WEIRD. I SEE THESE PEOPLE EVERY DAY, 531 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,952 BUT I NEVER REALLY GOT TO MEET THEM, YOU KNOW? 532 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:16,256 THEY ARE REALLY SWEET AND REA GENEROUS. 533 00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:18,291 I'LL SAY. I MEAN, LOOK, BABY MONITORS, 534 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,892 A LAMBSKIN BLANKET, AND-- 535 00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:21,261 HEY, WHO GOT THE CAR SEAT? 536 00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:22,695 STAN. STAN? 537 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:23,730 YEAH. THE GUY WHO LIVES AT THE ATM. 538 00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:25,932 HE LEFT FOR, LIKE, 15 MINUTES AND BROUGHT IT BACK. 539 00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:31,238 OH, GOOD. BECAUSE IT STILL HAS A PIECE OF SEAT BELT IN IT. 540 00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:32,839 UH... 541 00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,241 WIPE WARMER. 542 00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:35,074 HEY, PUT THAT DOWN. 543 00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:38,711 IT HAS TO BE TESTED FOR SAFETY FIRST. 544 00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:41,180 YOU ARE SICK. 545 00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:43,950 OK. THERE WE GO. 546 00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:46,219 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GONNA BE A SALOON KEEPER. 547 00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:49,622 YEAH. SO I GUESS ALL I NEED IS A CHECK FOR THE DOWN PAYMENT. 548 00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:50,857 OH, I DON'T CARRY CHECKS. 549 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,325 YOU KNOW, TOO DANGEROUS. 550 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:53,660 IDENTITY THEFT. 551 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,895 LOT OF CRAZIES OUT THERE. 552 00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:57,330 I'LL JUST GIVE YOU CASH. 553 00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,932 YEAH, BUT I NEED, LIKE, 60,000. 554 00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:02,869 THAT'S 40 LARGE. REST IS IN MY TRUNK. 555 00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:05,372 I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU SHOWED UP. 556 00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:08,808 YOU KNOW, AMY, I CAN'T LET YOU BUY THE BAR. 557 00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:09,576 WHY? 558 00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:12,679 BECAUSE IT'S A TERRIBLE INVESTMENT. 559 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:13,413 BUT YOU SAID-- 560 00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:14,481 THERE'S A PLACE DOWN THE STREET 561 00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:18,818 THAT'S A GIANT BOWLING ALLEY/ DRINKING HOLE/FUNNERY 562 00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:19,686 CALLED TJ SHENANIGAN'S. 563 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,988 I KNOW. THEIR POTATO SKINS ARE GIGANTIC. 564 00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:24,257 THEY'RE LIKE CHILI-FILLED CANOES. 565 00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:25,592 SO YOU'VE BEEN THERE? 566 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,527 YEAH. CHECK OUT THE COMPETITION. 567 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:28,261 THERE IS NO COMPETITION. 568 00:20:28,295 --> 00:20:29,296 WITH THAT PLACE DOWN THE STREET, 569 00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:30,330 YOU'RE NEVER GONNA MAKE ANY MONEY AT THE RED BOOT. 570 00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:36,369 OH, LET'S JUST SAY THERE'S A METHOD TO MY MADNESS. 571 00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:39,472 [FIRE ENGINE SIREN] 572 00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:41,441 OK. WOULD THAT METHOD BE ARSON? 573 00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:43,676 JUST CALL IT A HAPPY ACCIDENT. 574 00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:44,844 COME ON. 575 00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:48,815 LIGHT'S GONNA GET REALLY INTERESTING IN ABOUT 2 MINUTES. 576 00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:53,420 ALL RIGHT, BUT I'M NOT TAKING OFF MY CLOTHES.